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*doesn’t have internet access for a week*


(via hornycereal)


but do aliens believe in me….

(via smeghead-of-sburbia)


in order to correctly speak German you have to yell everything angrily 

(Source: pemsylvania, via perks-of-being-chinese)


Really funny how people making fun of immigrants speaking “broken english” only know one fucking language.

(via unprime)



a magician asks you to pick a card - any card, in fact. you do. they ask you to put the card back in the pack - anywhere in the pack, in fact. you do. they walk away. ten years later, your wife gives birth to the six of clubs. “is this your card?” the midwife asks, in a familiar voice.

what the fuck

(via weirdtrash)

repeat after me:

  • women owe you nothing
  • women’s bodies are their own
  • nothing you do will ever make you “deserve” a woman
  • you wanting to get your dick sucked will NEVER be more important than a woman’s right to feel safe/comfortable/like an actual human being 
  • how women select partners is not the problem male entitlement is the problem

(Source: crenate, via flawh)

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